#BaladaRana: Apa Yang Harus Kulakukan Agar Mama Tak Melihatku?

#BaladaRana – 4 tahun 3 bulan.

Kata seorang teman pagi ini di suatu grup WhatsApp Emak-Emak.

“Aku punya tips ini untuk mendisiplinkan anak tanpa teriakan dan kekerasan.
Yaitu: ngambek.
*siul-siul* “

😂😂😂😂
BAHAHAHA..

Jadi inget kejadian kapan itu.
Daku ngambek ke Rana.
Karena apa?
Lupa juga.
Pokoknya daku lagi kesal dan sebal dan kesal dan sebal ke Rana.

Daku duduk di sofa, bersantai, menenangkan diri, menonton TV. Tapi muka kayaknya gak bisa ditahan tetep keliatan jutek.

Rana tiba-tiba nongol di balik sofa. Ngintip.
Tapi kalo daku noleh, dia cepet-cepet menenggelamkan kepalanya ke belakang sofa.

Terus dia merangkak.
Mengendap-endap di lantai memutari kursi.
Ngapain sih..
😒😒

Lalu malamnya Rangga bercerita.
Rana ternyata bisik-bisik ke Rangga begini.

Rana: “Papa. Tolong temenin aku ke dapur. Aku mau ambil minum.”

Rangga: “Lho kenapa?”

Rana: “Ada Mama duduk di situ. Mama kayaknya lagi kesal sama aku. Aku takut.”

Rangga menahan tawa.

Rangga: “Udah kamu lewat aja. Tapi gak usah merengek. Gak usah menangis. Lewat depan Mama yang tenang dan tersenyum maniiiis sekali..”

Hasil praktek di lapangan?

Rana mengendap-endap merangkak di lantai.
Berusaha biar daku gak liat dia lewat.

LHA SITU PIKIR SITU KECOAK?!
😒😒😒

(Ini antara gemas sebal dan pengen ngakak hebat)

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